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Whimsy comes in many forms and if you are lucky enough to encounter even one of them, your life will change forever. Jedi Queen is one of those whimsical creatures. She spends her entire life living on the edges. Growing up off the grid she lived the hippy life before it became main stream. After high school she left the farm for more concrete pastures and bucked her anarchist roots for post secondary values. A Master's degree in Clinical Social work and another in Art Therapy lead to private practice as an Existential Sherpa. To her parent's horror she married a doctor and settled into a life of suburban banality which lasted all of six months. Now days Jedi Queen and the Good Doctor divide time between their yorkie minions and ancient obese cat with epic overland adventuring. You can take the girl from the wild but you can't take the wild out of the girl!
Showing posts with label great wall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label great wall. Show all posts

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Chasing the Tail of the Dragon

REPRIEVE!!  Before another night of camping we get a day in civilization.  Our bathing and indoor plumbing oasis is a town  called Zhangye.  According to the billboards along the road this is the #1 tourist city in China.  Lonely Planet refers to it as “a pleasant if not slightly bland town with China’s largest sleeping Buddha.”  There was no Starbucks but there was a Cartier watch store. (Why high end watches should take precedence over a good latte is beyond reason and borders on a human rights violation.)  That said, this town did have some wonderful little surprises such as the pug wearing jingle bells and an elderly calligrapher who practises his craft using a giant paint bush made of a sponge and mop handle which he dips in water and paints temporary characters onto the park pavement.  Look – you had to be there to appreciate the jingle bell pug and the calligrapher but trust me on this one – it was pretty cool.

Heading out to our next camp site we made a stop at the Jiayuguan Fort otherwise know as  “Impregnable Defile Under Heaven.”   This was the last major strong hold of the great wall and where exiled poets, criminals and  political dissidents would be sent off into the desert to die or start a coffee bar and book store.  The fort has been heavily renovated and has a rather sad Disneyesque vibe to it.  Photos of the area taken 100 years ago show an ageing and crumpled wall majestic in appearance surrounded by a small village (hutong).  Sadly all that has been torn down for the rebuild as a tourist attraction.  Where emperors, soldiers and travellers once mingled are now rather poor facsimiles in bad costumes attempting to recreate Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon in the relentless heat.  Add a few rather sad horses in fancy dress and a weary camel and you get the idea.  Redeeming feature – BEST PEACH ICE TEA EVER!!! 

After the fort we headed for the Dragon’s Tail – the last length of the Great Wall.  This too has been heavily restored and there is even a ski jump for use in the winter (hey! It is not entirely beyond the realm of reality that Marco Polo and Ghangis Khan were epic boarders back in the day so lets keep an open mind here.)  It’s a good hike up to the summit where you get a fantastic view of one of China’s largest military bases and snow covered peaks in the distance.  Nothing says China like hiking the wall in under-fit agony as legions of Chinese soldiers jog pass you effortlessly.  These were definitely NOT the doughy Asians.   

And now is the part where we resume camping.  For tonight it is a lovely spot right at the wall. A spot that as we pulled in Simon (our driver) exclaimed , “Yes there are a few rocks but no worries, just kick those aside and get your tents up.”    I would describe this site as Mars on Steroids with a tad more than a “few rocks” to move to pitch a tent.  But we were all pretty desperate to get out of the truck at this point since it had become infested with flies and was turning into the Amityville Horror of Overlanding (no dripping blood on the walls but if Keith had to deal with ONE MORE FLY it would have come to that pretty quickly.)  That night with the wall and 3 Mile Island in the background, we lit another coffin fire and revelled in our joy at being alive and not infested with maggots.


Momentary penmanship


Jiayuguan Fort Kung Fu Extravaganza

The Eye of the Dragon

It's the end of the wall as we know it and I feel fine! (But not for long...)

Jingle Pug says "How YOU doin'?"

You too can look this sick in a tent by the Wall on the Silk Road 

The Dragon's Tail

Just a mere shadow of myself on a once great wall
Feel free to caption this as you wish - words defy me...

Sunday, 3 August 2014

Great Wall, Datong and General Unrest

It’s official – we are now overlanding.  First stop – The Great Wall. We rumbled our way out the city for a 4-hour drive to Jinshanling.  This is the less “touristy” section of the wall that has no camel rides, street buskers or fake Ming Dynasty soldiers.  What Jinshanling does have is a cable car that takes you to the top of the mountain where the wall begins.  On a cooler day hiking up is an option but we decided to cable car up and hike down since by then it would be early evening and much less likely to have one of us drop dead from heat exhaustion.  The cable car was not what we expected.  We thought it would be a large car that takes 20 or 30 people at a time and 10 minutes to get to the top.  Instead it was a barely two person car encased in clear plastic (Zero ventilation) that took 25 minutes to get to the top.  If you’ve ever wanted to experience what it is like to be a baby or a dog locked in a hot car then take this ride up.  You won’t be disappointed.

Once up there the wall is truly a site to behold.  It goes on forever on both sides.  You can’t even begin to imagine the manpower and skill it took to build.  We hiked for about 5 km and rarely saw anyone.  We even celebrated one of the group member’s birthday complete with cake on top one of the old guard towers.   We spent the night here and had the place entirely to ourselves .  Well almost to ourselves.  When were having dinner alone in the massive dinning room there suddenly appeared out of no where huge groups of Chinese men smoking, talking extremely loudly and taking up all the tables around us.  They ordered massive amounts of food and beer and filled the place with cigarette smoke and constant yelling.  I am learning that dinner is never complete until you have an asthma attack from second hand smoke and a migraine from all the yelling.

The next day we drove to Datong.  The city itself is unremarkable.  Its predominant industry is coal so everything is grey and depressing.  It is a strange mix of old and new.  There is a “walled” section of the city that is full of old hutongs that are interesting to wander.  Sadly, the new city has taken to tearing these all down to rebuild them again as a tourist site.  The “new old town” looks nice but of course, no one lives there – it’s for show.  However, the big tourist draw here are the Yungang Grottos – a series of caves with effigies of Buddha carved into them. 

After the grottos the Good Doctor and I wandered what was left of the old city.  It’s amazing the life that goes on in the narrow alleys of the hutongs.  Everything is there – hair salon, take out food, bicycle repair shop, dog meat butcher.  So if you want a hair cut and some minced dog for spaghetti later on its all here. 

That night we had a group dinner at a street restaurant that specializes in leg of lamb on hot coals served at your table (we are assuming it was lamb…).  We sat at the “vegetarian table” with Sarah (birthday girl) and her partner Wendy because for one thing, having a giant leg of lamb with a bucket of hot coals in your face is about the worst thing to have when it is 400 degrees out.  The lamb table coped by drinking kegs of Chinese beer and by the end of it it showed.  Keith became convinced that an elderly man on a bicycle with speaker box was walking up and down the street blasting “Giddy Up My Bear.”  That and the fact that Keith gets cruised ALL THE TIME when we are out at night has made things pretty interesting.  (BTW, we never did find out what the old man on the bike was advertising.  All we know is periodically a man would approach him, they would disappear behind a parked car and then both would emerge very happy.)

(Side note:  You have all heard about the earth quake and the riots/killings in the North.  We are safe from the earth quake.  It happened in the southern regions.  However, the riots are in an area we will need to pass through in 3 weeks.  Keep your fingers crossed.  Otherwise it is a very L-O-N-G way around to get home.  But then, we do have Richard, international man of mystery on the trip and he did say he knows of some safe houses...)

The Great Wall that came with Birthday Cake!


Love on the Wall
Proud Warrioress on the Wall

Contraband Buddha photo I snapped while Ken distracted the guards with his charm and beard

Gangsta Buddha
Entrance to the Grottos

Hunger Games 2.0.  Notice my arrow heading right to the bull's eye!  (Ken's went past the target and shot a gardner)

Bullet Hole Buddha 

Chinese checkers in the Old City

Too cute to be eaten!  

A day in the life of teenager girls in the Hutongs of Datong