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Whimsy comes in many forms and if you are lucky enough to encounter even one of them, your life will change forever. Jedi Queen is one of those whimsical creatures. She spends her entire life living on the edges. Growing up off the grid she lived the hippy life before it became main stream. After high school she left the farm for more concrete pastures and bucked her anarchist roots for post secondary values. A Master's degree in Clinical Social work and another in Art Therapy lead to private practice as an Existential Sherpa. To her parent's horror she married a doctor and settled into a life of suburban banality which lasted all of six months. Now days Jedi Queen and the Good Doctor divide time between their yorkie minions and ancient obese cat with epic overland adventuring. You can take the girl from the wild but you can't take the wild out of the girl!

Friday 29 August 2014

Tash Rabat - Bliss Point

Here we are.  In a place nothing short of spectacular.  This post is being written in a yurt in the middle of no where in the mountains of Kyrgyzstan. It will have to wait until I reach civilization to be sent.  You may have to wait forever until that time comes.  If I had my way, I would never leave this place.

Before I wax poetic about the beauty that is here I must tell you how we arrived.  We left China through the Torugart Pass – a “Class 2” border crossing.  This means that getting through must be done in the most inefficient means possible.  To get from China to Kyrgyzstan we had to cross not one, not two, not three but 6 border points.  This involved things like unloading all our bags and putting them through an x ray machine that no one was manning.  (I strongly suspect only the conveyor belt was working).  Then we stand in a line that must be exactly 11 people long (no more – no less) and have a guard look at us and then look at our passport like he is sizing up cattle.  He spends a lot of time just flipping passport pages and looking sternly at us for 20 minutes.  Then he waves us through to the passport desk where another guard (who just watched him do this) repeats the EXACT same thing and then waves us through.  On the truck and a drive for a half hr or so to the next stop to be repeated…  The best was the 4th stop where  they were all off for lunch so we sat in the middle of no where for 90 minutes being circled by wild dogs.  Finally two guards show up (one of whom was at the last stop checking our passports) and we repeat the waiting and inspection game.  It took us 6 hours to get 100 km.  Welcome to the Chinese/Kyrgyzstan Border where China can’t make up its mind where its border actually is and if it wants you to stay or go.

All that is behind us now.  For the next two days it is full on mountain R & R in Tash Rabat  We are staying in a yurt camp run by Uri the Crazy Russian and his “school mate”.   Uri is desperate to get people drunk on vodka and get naked in his yurt sauna.  He also likes to barge into your yurt at weird hours in the night and proclaim “I LIGHT FIRE NOW!!” and then start fiddling with the stove while repeating the oft used phrase “No Problem. No Problem” in a heavy ruskie voice.  Then he stands tall and exclaims “I MAKE SECOND DOOR ON YURT.  IT GETS VERY WINDY AT NIGHT.  FROM NOW ON YOU EXIT FROM LEFT SIDE!”  Felt yurt doors weigh a ton so adding a second door meant some serious upper body work to push it open.  Our yurt mate – Peter – found this out in the middle of the night when he had to pee.  He could not get the flap to move and ended up having a “Yoda in the Dog Carrier” moment that resulted in him clawing out his own exit point. 

Now about that beauty…


It is almost impossible to put into words the splendour that is Tash Rabat.  The name itself refers to the old ruins of a caravanserai  carved into  the valley.  There is nothing here except nature  and yourself.  A few yurt camps dot the landscape but otherwise human invasion has yet to infect this wonderland.  Grass like velvet.  Impressive rock faces crevassed like the faces of mystic elders.  Blue sky and bird song.  Yaks ambling through creeks.  Marmots scouting for intruders and evading Himalayan vultures that circle the peaks like fallen angels casting shadows on our souls below.  You could hike forever here and still have forever to go.  We hiked all morning and I came upon a very happy black dog that ran to me for head pats.  I knelt down and was promptly greeted with a head “bonk” by one very loving wild goat named “Bambi”.  He had been orphaned and was now the younger sibling of a yurt camp’s daughter.  Here we are invited to stay and treated as a welcomed guest.  You need not want for anything except better insulation in winter (most camps leave by October to return again in spring).  Bambi’s camp offers us their horses if we want to ride deeper into heaven.  We decline.  Uri has lunch waiting for us.  Maybe later?  The ramble continues past wild horses who eye us with understated curiosity.  After lunch, Ken takes up an offer from our guide Said to climb.  As they make their way up the pass I relax onto my felt rug to be alone in my thoughts under the sun by the creek.  I see nothing but blue sky and magnificence.  The sun kisses me.  The wind gently caresses me.  The swallows dance for me.  I am completely alone and at one with myself.  For in this moment, I am soul.

BAMBI!!!

Tash Rabat - kyrgyzstan

A Riot of Color in Kashgar

Beware the Goat God... (Tash Rabat)

Horatio!  Who Knew?

Gypsy life agrees with me - Tash Rabat, Kyrgystan

Wise Man of Kashgar

Camel Love is the Best Love (Next to Yorkie Love - of course!)

Strolling through Kashgar

Rooster paparazzi caught in Kyrgyzstan

Neighbourhood Locksmith - Kashgar

Watching the Drop of Doom at the Kashgar Fair

Me and my Penguin at the Semen Hotel  (don't ask...)

Just rode into to the Mosque after a hard day silk roading - Kashgar

"No No Mohammad - Starbucks IS the best latte!"

Mountain Man - Kyrgyzstan

Zen in Tash Rabat

Save a Horse - Ride an Anaesthetist!

See?!?!  What did I tell you!

Our home in Tash Rabat - Uri's Yurt Camp of Debauchery

Tuesday 26 August 2014

This is the End - This is the Beginning...

For every beginning there is an end and today marks the end of our China portion of the Silk Road Overland.  As I sit in my room at the Semen Hotel in Kashgar, I find myself getting nostalgic.  There are many things to love and hate about China but within that dialectic lays awareness – an awareness that no other place in the world could offer up the following:

Monumental engineering feats such as the Great Wall, Three Gorges Dam and enough solar and wind power to light up all three Western Canadian Provinces.  But building ergonomical stairs remain elusive.  I will miss the steps of all the cities and towns I have visited with signs like “Mind you steps.  Bad falling is expectation.”

Nightly massage calls.  Where else can you go where every night around 9 pm you get a call offering a rub down.  Where else can you get a call on the phone in the bathroom by the toilet?  (Yes I got a call and yes I answered because hey, I was there and it made me feel like Elvis.) 

Caller:  “Wei – massage?”
Me:  “Latte?”
Caller:  <awkward pause>  “Massage?”
Me: “Latte?”
Caller:  “Only use hands.”
Me: “That’s find.  I’m cool with old school Italian press.”
Caller: “I go now.”
<Phone rings again 10 minutes later>
Caller <male>:  “You want man massage?  Latte right?”

Hand made street noodles.  I am going to miss my $2 bowls of noodles.  There is nothing like sitting on a dirty street side while a smiling man displays his mad noodle stretching skills right in front of your eyes.  Bonus points for dudes who can toss and stretch within inches of it ever touching the pavement. 

Ridiculously bad signage.  Things like:
Grass is smiling.  Grass forbids shoe feet.
Walk this way to Happy Amorous Market
If you are 1.3 meters you should not be here
No smocking in theatre or talking in voices
Tourist toilets not for peoples
No washing clothes, feet or babies in sink
Feet and intestines on fire and sticks here
If you must leave then please leave now so performance is not interrupted
Temple is quiet.  Loudness not allowed.
Hotel room forbids gambling, prostitutes and smoking (sign beside ash tray next to box of complementary condoms and a deck of cards you can buy for 5 yuan.)

Our Chinese Guide/”Handler”, Jason.  For the entire trip he said one sentence to me: “I don’t like this job.”  Ken wanted him fired but this is communist China so firing is not an option.  Jason always smiled, always directed with razor efficiently where our driver should go, booked our hotels, and sometimes helped order our food.   He was polite, self-effacing and is a fine example of how to withhold information under interrogation <Seal Teams could learn a lot off this man…> He told us nothing about China.  Or did he?  Three days before we are to leave Jason and I sit in abject heat and utter exhaustion in John’s Café in Turpan.  He taps away on his iPhone and I, in one last heroic but resigned to defeat moment, say, “So tell me why I should come back to China Jason.”  “I would never come back to Northern China,” he replies.  But then… But then he opens an album on his phone and begins to show me photos of Southern China.  Of green mountains and peaceful rivers.  Of smiling villagers.  Of vibrant sunrises and epic sunsets.  For the next hour he tells me his love for nature and the places in his country that give him joy.  He shares his wish to come to Canada and the US to see the mountains.  He says he doesn’t want to do this job for long because he misses home and he misses green grass and quiet.  He wants the woman he loves to fall in love with him.  And to do that, he cannot remain forever on the Silk Road.  In that moment, I learned everything about China.  China does not give its secrets freely.  You must work for them.  You must be prepared to find them in the least likely of places.  China is polite, deferential and a keen observer.  China is discreetly curious of the West but wary of our charms.  China knows what it wants and does not need us to tell it.  China wants time to breathe and does not have time to do so.  This China, Jason’s China, is on the edge of epic change and they WANT change.  Change is scary.  It is costly.  You make many mistakes because you are learning a new way of being.  China is on the cusp of becoming and in that becoming we witness our own past, our own failings.  Reminders of where we were (and may not have wanted to be) and possibilities of what may lay ahead. We are all on that journey.  Jason and I walk back to the hotel and make a stop to collect our laundry hanging on the grape trellises.  “I’m sorry if I took too much space,” he says apologetically.  “There is more than enough space Jason,” I reply and we both laugh.  In all its chaos, noise, too much of everything, China yields pockets of spaciousness and grace.  You just have to know how to look with fresh eyes and an open heart.


From Kashgar this is Jedi Queen and the Good Doctor bidding China farewell (but not good bye).  Next stop:  Kyrgyzstan.  See you on the other side!

(This post is short on pics but I will make up for it next time!  Endings are about reflection.  Beginnings are  for endless images of what is possible!)


Mao and I bid you Welcome and Adieu from Kashgar

Sector 1 Complete - Now onto Stalin!

Monday 25 August 2014

The Drives to Hell and Back - A Journey into Heated Enlightenment and Self Exploration of Vomitoriums

There are moments in every journey where you find yourself asking “Why the F**k did I sign up for this?!?!”  That moment for me was the drive from Duhuang to Turpan.  I knew it was going to be tough when we were told it was a 6:45 am start.  That alone is enough to put me over the edge (not being a morning person AND no decent coffee!).  But we had to start that early as it was a 13-hour drive through the desert in summer.  Yes – 13 hours in the desert in summer – in a truck with no air conditioning.  Fun times!! (NOT!)  Even with all the windows open all we accomplished was being blasted with burning hot wind.  It was like riding in a blast oven.  I hung on for 10 hours and then it was full on motion sickness with a migraine that was off the Richter scale.  I can count on one hand the number of times I have been so sick I would have welcomed death.  This was one of them. 

When we pulled into our hotel I couldn’t push Emma (our guide) out of the way fast enough as I made a run for the outdoor pool toilets.  I pushed open the door to find a washroom that had not been functional in 40 years but still well used.  If I thought I was nauseated before…  Then it was a crawl out of the den of defecation to  collapse on the steps where Ken rescued me and took me to our room.  I took every medication we had and passed out for 15 hours. 

Let’s leave the heaves and go back to the pool.  I say this because the “Turpan Hotel” in itself is a site worth mention.  It is a sprawling Arabic/Chinese fusion hotel that, as Barry put it, was like The Shining in the Gobi Desert.   I think this place had 400 rooms but we were the only guests.  Everything looks as if it hadn’t been used or cleaned since 1970.  There were cars in the parking lot – expensive cars – that were simply abandoned.  I half expected “walkers” to step out at any moment.

The following day we had a tour of the underground aqueducts and Jiaohe Ruins.  The aqueducts were literally and figuratively very cool and I thoroughly enjoyed our guide, Omar’s, informative talk on how they were made.  They are indeed an engineering marvel that supersede anything the Romans achieved.  Then it was off to the Jiaohe Ruins, which Lonely Planet describes as “impressive in scale rather than detail.”  Yep- that about sums it up.   Of course, when it’s 4 billion degrees out with no shade it is hard to appreciate the esthetic of this site.  I lasted about 20 minutes and then I was like “Screw this.  I am going back to the air conditioned visitors center and watching the video.”  Ken stuck it out and came back an hour later looking like death, drenched in sweat and before I even asked blurted out “You didn’t miss anything” and then ripped my water bottle from my hand. 

And who can’t have enough long tortuous desert driving?  Well apparently us since we repeated this the next day and the day after that.  Another 11 hr. drive to Kuche.  Pulled into a gloriously grand hotel only to find out we were actually staying in the “servant’s quarters” around back.  No functional air conditioning but we did have 20-foot ceilings and four bags of complementary tea.  Upshot:  they did have a good Chinese breakfast buffet  that we had 15 minutes to enjoy because you guessed it – ANOTHER LONG DRIVE!


Today’s drive was 12 hours through lovely desert mountain scenery that was completely marred by electrical transformers.  There were occasional moments along the way where one could see the multicolored striated mountains unblemished by progress but those were few and far between.  Mostly it was a tortuously hot drive….  No one in the truck said anything all day….  Highlights:  Peeing on the side of the road in a ditch beside a dead cat and passing the burned out shell of a truck that missed the turn on a bridge.  I am not entirely sure if it was on fire due to the crash or the heat...

Sara and I keeping our cool in the Aquaducts (Turpan)

Feats of Strength in Turpan

Turpan Hotel Pool (at night REDRUM appears on the walls...)

Ken catching some air in the desert

Road side diner near no where

Me catching some air in the desert - Grin and Bear it!

The Beautiful Striated Mountains of the Northern Desert

Another Epic Scene from the Epic Drive

Jiaohe Ruins - another "had to be there" moment (or just go to Drumheller and sit in a Sauna)

Chinese Space Shuttle Program!

Handsome Man at the Turpan Hotel

Turpanese Wal-Mart